the Pitchman page 3

the Pitchman page 3 by ric Gustafson


Billy heard the familiar bell which was his cue. " Ladies and Gentlemen, have you woken up on Easter Sunday and thought to yourself some Easter toast and coffee would be good". He stared at the camera. " Yet your toast came out warm at best".
" Well my friends, your waiting for hot Easter toast is over". Just then, he heard the studio door open and close. He put a large black toaster on top of the table. " With the ultimate toaster from Misco, you can have perfect toast for Easter and every morning every time".
He looked up to see a young dark bearded man looking into the camera. " I am the Bread of Life".
" Hey" Billy replied with anger in his voice. " I'm trying to do a show here".
Jesus stretched out his nail scarred hands. " Come to me all who are hungry".
Billy began to yell. " Will somebody get him out of here?".
Simon came out of his office. " Sorry Billy, the phones are going crazy about this Bread of Life guy".
Billy in a rage left the studio.
Jesus smiled. " Come to me all who are hungry".
The phones kept ringing.
" I am the Bread of Life".


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Peace and God's blessings. Love Ric